when ur mom forgets she gave u money already and gives u more
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
He’s one of the ones who get the most shit (along with Jack) because people keep thinking that Michael “Rage Quit” Jones is the real Michael Jones. “He’s an asshole to Lindsay and everyone else in the office” “All he ever does is cuss and yell at people.” Let me just prove to you fuckers how good this man actually is.
straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow